lzxa:

girl: i’m completely straight

me: yea hearin u and respectin that but quick question, how tho

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i answered a private number tonight and when i heard “hi paige ______, this is constable ______” my heart sank like “oh great now i’m fucked. i’m going to jail this time.”
then i remembered i had called the cop shop in tha morning to make a complaint and they were just calling me back & i haven’t even breeched parole or anything

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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